Not everything is what it appears to be
i pressed alt + reblog button
THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS
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i pressed alt + reblog button
THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS
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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
not really!
Yay ding 100 followers! How to celebrate this? I know, stay one more night at the psych ward, great. My doctor is trying to observe how I sleep without sleeping pills (instead she gives me 1000 mg seroquel, I feel dizzy)…
Slept last night, but tonight I’m gonna sleep all alone in my room :c A, come back! I’m sorry for playing music too loud, I need you.
Boooo you whore.
Ok gotta find someone who can go out with me and smoke. Wish me luck, because that isnt easy, at all.
FAVOURITE
ahh i always use to watch this with my dad ;;
I love this movie & this song
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I have the feeling that my doctor gave me too much seroquel.
386. “I feel like I don’t have the right to be depressed when so many people have it worse.” – Anonymous
this.
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sorry for being alive. sorry for being even born. i’m sorry i’m like this. i’m sorry you have to act like you care cause i know how hard it is to pretend. i’m sorry i can’t tell you everything. i’m sorry i’m a shit friend. i’m sorry nobody likes me and i’m just the 5th wheel . i’m so fucking sorry. i can’t do anything except excusing me for the me i am. sorry sorry sorry sorry.
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I’m so
so
so
tired.
Tired of being me, tired of waiting for you to message me, tired and scared when I think of tomorrow.
I just wanna cry. FJsnfjdskfnjnfjksnfkdnjksfndskjnskfsdfs bai.
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Deep in the meadow, under the willow
A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
Lay down your head, and close your eyes
And when they open, the sun will rise
Here it’s safe, and here it’s warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet—
—and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.
Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
And when again it’s morning, they’ll wash away
Here it’s safe, and here it’s warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet—
— and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.
Here is the place where I love you.
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
i fucking love the shit out of this.
this is fucking great.
fuck…
reblogging again because this is too funny
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